Soap Box Session 6- I LOVE OIL!!!!!!!!

I want to send out a warm Independence Day wish to all of you. Please take a moment at some point and reflect on the exceptionalism of this country and the freedom and liberty afforded us by exceptional people past and present.

To the business. First, if anyone wants to respond to any of my opinions I'm all for it, it's the reason I do this but PLEASE, don't waste my time with the company line (there's a song in there somewhere) I'm sick of hearing the company lines from both sides, it's the reason we are where we are today in this country. Noone has anything new to say. ... maybe I don't either and it's just my ego telling me I do, who knows, but here goes..(I can't stop rhyming) I have just about had it with all the environmental hypocrisy I hear today, no, correction, I have had it. I LOVE OIL, did ya get that? I'm so sick of all the limousine liberals talking about our "addiction to foreign oil". First, the only reason we're still using foreign oil is because the green police in Washington keep choosing the needles we use for our addiction if that's what they want to call it. Did you ever ask why we are drilling out so far for oil anyway? I'll bet one of you knows the answer. Please enlighten those who don't know. It's not at all necessary for us to drill out that far though, or out there at all for that matter. I'm tired of the limo libs touting the evil of oil when how they live screams otherwise. Al Gore? Really? I'm from Tennesee folks and have seen his UBER carbon emitting boat that shoots more carbon in one afternoon of his large pale ass skiing than any of our vehicles in a week. He justifies it though, "well I'm out talking about man made global warming, and making millions doing it, and that alone should make it ok for me to pollute, right? No Al, it doesn't. Not to mention that the entire time you were vice president you never said one single word about the environment...hmmm, did you just get bored? Oh no, you got upset about an extremely disappointing massage..now it all makes sense. Lets not forget the jet set Arianna Huffington, flying to and fro across the country and world on crucial shopping trips and interviews. She plants trees though, correction, some one else (probably an illegal immigrant) plants them for her at below minimum wage and all is forgiven because lets face it, the Huff hasn't seen a speck of dirt under her nails since Gary Coleman(God rest his soul)was tall. Funny, I haven't seen any of the limo libs come out with the stretch prius yet either, now that's evil. In a nutshell, being rich and able to plant trees in Argentina doesn't excuse you from what you accuse the rest of us for doing so save it. Back to oil, for which I love,did I say that already? If you really hate oil so much, shut up and set an example. Throw away your cell phone because the plastic that makes up most of it...oil based, throw away the make up, no more storing food in tupperware, yup..that too, throw out your television, buy milk in cartons, drive a horse drawn buggy, get a wooden or steel toothbrush, use a straight razor,dont buy shampoo in plastic containers, throw away your laptop/I-pad....are you getting my point people? I'll make a deal with all of you oil haters. When you actually move into the cave, and are taking care of body hair and cleanliness issues with a coarse stone, write me a letter, in pencil mind you cuz the plastic on the pen...yup, you guessed it, letting me know you practice what you preach and I will applaude you and sing your praises publicly until the end of my days or you decide how much the cave sucks,whichever comes first. Until then, save it. Spare the rest of us. That's Charlies Angle, what's yours?